23 (because I’m 23) things you prolly do not know (or already know, whatever) about me.

July 7, 2013

First of all… who cares? LOL Let me just do my thang.

  1. My favorite color is orange ever since I can remember. Hmmm… now that I think about it, I think my first favorite color was yellow and that was when I was like 5 or 6.
  2. I’m a size 6, sometimes 5 ½. My co-workers always make fun of me for having baby feet; deep inside I know they’re kinda jeal because most of the cute shoes we sell are size 6es LOLOL. I kid.
  3. I have 16  pairs of Chuck Taylors. Well, technically 15 now because I lost my high-cut black ones somewhere. BOO.
  4. Washing the dishes is my least-favorite thing in the world to do.
  5. I hoard restaurant paper napkins. I always feel like I’m gonna end up fucking something up (spilling shit, blowing my nose, worst case scenario: my nose bleeding) and that I would need those napkins to clean up my fuck-up.
  6. I carry a pepper spray inside my purse. Beware creepers.
  7. I’ve seen a murdered person in the flesh. Pretty scary shit.
  8. I’ve kissed a boy who’s like five or six years younger than me. Because truth or consequence. I do have cougar tendencies (ew).
  9. I have a very close relationship with my siblings. 
  10. I call my older brother “yatch” (bi-yatch) and the younger one, I call him “choopie.”
  11. One time I told my mother that I’m happy being the only girl in the family. I don’t think I could live having a sister borrowing my clothes and copying every single move I have, every single thing I do. I don’t know, it could be different, but at this point in my life, I’m perfectly content. Also, I’ve had enough of that just watching my two brothers bicker over petty shit.
  12. I like to name inanimate objects.
  13. I loathe smoking. I wish my best friend would quit. But there is nothing that I loathe more than people who think that smoking is glamorous and cool. THE FUCK IT’S NOT. What’s so glamorous about smelling like a “drayber?” or “tambay sa kanto?” or “GRO?”
  14. My daddy-dum named me after Duane Allman of The Allman Brothers Band.
  15. I live in a small, unpopular and lonely town called, Pontiac.
  16. My dream is to move to New York once I graduate from college.
  17. And make my mom stop working. I want her to enjoy the rest of her life doing and experiencing beautiful things. SHE IS MY NUMBER ONE PRIORITY. I want her to be able to put her feet up, while sipping on a cold glass of lemonade in her porch 15 years from now and reminisce on nothing but amazing things that’s happened.
  18. I am an ambivert.
  19. To say that I can’t live without my iPhone is an understatement. Just the other day I left my iPhone at home… it was hell. I couldn’t help but wonder how was I able function without a smartphone way way back.
  20. I use like four different types of lip balm. I have issues.
  21. Taylor Swift has dated every single guy on my Fictional Boyfriends List. Except Connor Kennedy (he wasn’t on my list), but he’s cute and very intelligent so… #WHATTHEFUCKTAYLORSWIFT?! (read: it is reported that she (allegedly) spent 4th of July with none other than my MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER). 
  22. I am ¼ Chinese. My dad’s half (duh). I hate when customers and fellow Asians (some) automatically assume that I am either fuckin’ Korean or Chinese. Why don’t you ask me first before you assume?  I know Koreans are so IN right now, but there is no way in hell I would assert being something I’m definitely not (I don’t even get why other people of different nations want to be Korean. Nothing against it, but in Psychology, it’s considered a fucking problem).  I make sure that I tell them that I am from THE Philippines. I consider myself a 100% (regardless of the ¼ Chinese blood) Filipina and I’m fucking proud of it no matter what.
  23. Project 6, QC will always have a special place in my heart. It is where most of my beautiful memories as a child were made.
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