If you open my purse, you will see…
- My wallet.
- My iPhone.
- Half-eaten Godiva Salted Caramel chocolate bar.
- Restaurant napkins that I hoard.
- Receipts that I also hoard.
- A fork. A Legit fork. Not plastic. I know, what the hell, right?
- The spandex shorts that I refused to wear throughout the day.