Hi! My name is Duane. Just a couple of things before the year ends…
- I cuss like a sailor.
- I spend too much time perfecting the application of my lipstick.
- I definitely eat a bunch of crap.
- I can be very brutal.
- I can get migraines from all the eye-rolling I that I do on a daily basis.
- I study Psychology, but I still do not understand how stupid people can get.
- Sometimes I read your texts and not reply on purpose.
- My favorite movie is The Step Brothers.
- I snort when I laugh.
- I can sleep the day away.
- I’m smarter than you think. I do well in playing naive.
- I get irritated for no reason.
- I like socks.
But I can change, I can change.
Just kidding. If you cannot accept the bullets above [and a million other things], then you cannot have my heart. I’m just sayin’.