December 14, 2012


Hi! My name is Duane. Just a couple of things before the year ends…

  • I cuss like a sailor. 
  • I spend too much time perfecting the application of my lipstick.
  • I definitely eat a bunch of crap.
  • I can be very brutal.
  • I can get migraines from all the eye-rolling I that I do on a daily basis.
  • I study Psychology, but I still do not understand how stupid people can get.
  • Sometimes I read your texts and not reply on purpose.
  • My favorite movie is The Step Brothers.
  • I snort when I laugh.
  • I can sleep the day away.
  • I’m smarter than you think. I do well in playing naive. 
  • I get irritated for no reason.
  • I like socks.

But I can change, I can change.

Just kidding. If you cannot accept the bullets above [and a million other things], then you cannot have my heart. I’m just sayin’.

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