I never run out of embarrassing shits.

April 27, 2013
  • I almost died at work today because I choked on a piece of pretzel.
  • Also, I almost died (again) for choking on a piece of pasta noodle.
  • While trying to chew some ice out of my pop cup, an iced cube went straight to the inside of my bra. In front of the guy I’m flirting with at work. What the hell, right?
  • I yawned really loud (like how you would when you’re at home) at work only to realize that there was a customer right in front of me.
  • The guy laughing at my facial contortions (that I almost always do unconsciously) and telling me that the face I just made was funny as hell.
  • Ashton, the adonis of a customer that we have; heard me talking about him.
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