Aaron: I wanna get the French Connection Morrissey shirt for myself.
Me: Me too! and I also want to get the David Bowie one that they have. The only thing is, it’s all Large and XL. I love me some David Bowie.
Aaron: Well, you can wear it to sleep… I mean I’m gonna wait until it’s on clearance. People are not gonna touch it because most of them are oblivious to Morrissey’s music.
Me: Hell no, I wanna show off my Morrissey love!
Aaron: I mean, I’m gonna be wearing mine just around the house and shit. I’m not sure if people would find it amusing, me wearing a Morrissey shirt.
Me: How can you not be proud of someone so genius? Someone who wrote, In my life, why do I smile at people who I’d much rather kick in the eye? that’s crazy good!
Aaron: Wow. You are right.
Typical “mundane” conversations I have with my favorite boss at work brought to you by yours truly.